A Medley of Extemporanea

And No, I'm Not Marie of Romania, but thanks for asking
  • About
RSS

My European Adventure*, Day 11

Aug22
by berry on August 22, 2014 at 5:22 pm
Posted In: Uncategorized

* I’m in Ireland! I’ve never been to Ireland, but now I have!

TL;DR: I went up Chester Cathedral’s tower, did Roman sightseeing, and trained and ferried all the way to Ireland.

I never really figured out how the heater worked in the hotel room in Chester and as a consequence I woke up early and cold. The shower disappointed me due to a lack of pressure, but I managed to clean myself anyway. I had a quick and delicious breakfast and headed out at 8:30 for my Roman adventure in Chester.

Untitled

UZUMAKI!

First stop was the amphitheatre, discovered in 1929 when the town council wanted to straighten out a road that had an obnoxious curve in it. They then discovered the reason for the obnoxious curve. The amphitheatre is only partially uncovered as the rest of it is under a listed house. I was impressed with the scale of it, and wandered around the floor, imaginary gladius in hand, fending off the advances of Sparticus.

Untitled

My appetite whetted, I then found myself at the Dewa Roman Experience, which, alas, we’re doing maintenance that morning, and wouldn’t be open until after I had to head for the railway station. Too bad.

Instead, I went to Chester Cathedral, which I will categorize as fairly spectacular, with quirky bits of architecture and an excellent cloister garden (which was also closed, grr!). Since I had extra time with the lack of the Roman Experience, I opted to go on the Cathedral at Heights tour, which brings you up into the rarefied heights (it’s very obviously named) of the cathedral, ending up on the roof. The floor of the church from the gallery seemed o, so very far away, and the twisting spiral staircase we climbed seemed to go on forever until it suddenly didn’t. It was a clear morning, and we could see all the way to Liverpool from the roof. The wind blew hard up there, and I held on tight. I didn’t repeat my mistake at Senj, and properly ducked my head when I went back inside (On the rooftop of Senj Castle, I cracked my head so hard on the door frame I think I had a concussion. Not cool, Chris. Not cool).

Untitled

Getting dizzy looking at this…

On my way out, I heard a to-do happening in the town square. There was a town-crier competition going on! (I actually knew this, but still cool ;)). I managed to catch the crier from Kingston, ON do a call for witnesses of a duel between Shott and Knot. It was impressive how he kept it together on such a tongue twisty speech.

Untitled

Next, I went to the Grosvenor Museum, on the prompting of yesterday’s Legionary. It had quite a collection of Roman finds from the town, and gave a thorough going over of why the Romans chose the location, and stepped through the changes to the town over almost two thousand years. It also houses an exhibit of Roman tombstones found inside the wall. Workers had opened up a section to do some maintenance, and found that an early medieval fix (um, I think it was then!) had used some tombstones as filler. Great, because it meant they hadn’t weathered over the millennia and are all prime examples of 3rd century burial markers. Well, I thought it was great, at least.

Untitled

Conwy Castle, from the train

I managed to not go back to The Pied Bull for lunch, even though every taste bud begged me to have another of those sandwiches (no repeats, remember?) so I went to another pub and had a pulled pork sandwich. It was also awesome. I meant to write down how they made it, so I could request it this way when I got home, but I didn’t! What?! Writer much?!!?! Anyway, I think it had lettuce and tomato and caramelized onions and cheese and mayonnaise(? Something, at least), all on a soft bun that kind of looked like a ciabatta, but wasn’t. Yum!

Then I got my luggage and caught the train to Holyhead. It wasn’t packed like the train to Chester, and I managed to relax and enjoy the countryside, and not sing “Torremolinos, torremolinos!” when we passed Rhyl. There was, of course, a bunch of drunk guys on the train. They were going on about how they’d been drinking all day, and one of them said something very drawly, and another said “Well, “that’s the problem with american politics, we here in Britain think we understand it, but we don’t, not really. They have a different mindset. I think it’s because they went through that revolution of theirs.”  They went on to have a quite insightful discussion about different revolutions around the world in different time periods and debated whether they were an improving force for the people, or destructive. They got into it for a bit, but started to peter off. A bit of small talk and then one piped up, “you know, I wouldn’t mind going to Australia at some point.”

“Nah,” said his friend, “you don’t want to go to Australia, it’s shit.”

“How’d you mean?”

“Well, for one thing, it hasn’t had a revolution, has it?”

At least they weren’t spitting.

Untitled

Longest totem ever. The town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

The ferry was late, due to rough seas, and so the crossing tossed me to and fro. I amazed myself with my ability to carry a plate full of food and a glass full of wine to my seat without spilling much of it. Ah, you thought I’d say any of it, but this is a totally truthful narrative, my friend, and I must admit that I slopped a bit of wine. At least it was the cheap stuff. Maybe Australian. Ok, that dig’s just a continuation of the Rhyl thing, and it won’t happen again. I’ll stop it, because it’s silly. Oop. So the crossing was rough. Rough enough that I couldn’t write, as I was getting seasick looking at the screen. Doh. I grinned. I bore it. I arrived in Dublin Port with all my innards on the inside.

A disappointment, and then an appointment. No one manned the customs desk at the ferry terminal. I had hoped for an Irish stamp in my passport, but no. Then reality struck. I had to get to the hotel. I intended on taking the bus, but the bus route convoluted, and needed two transfers. And we were already an hour late. What to do? I scrabbled impotently at the loose change of euros I had in my pocket, knowing that they would not secure a taxi all the way to the hotel. And then, someone said hello. I met a family that also meant to go to Shamrokon, and also didn’t relish the idea of bussing it with all their suitcases, so we made a pact to share a taxi. And share we did, and arrive we did. The hotel room I’m in is quite swank, and has facecloths. I lay on the bed to test it out, and had the hardest time getting back out of it. I meant to go down to the bar and sample my first ever Guinness in Ireland, but no, that would have to wait until tomor…zzzzz

 Comment 

My European Adventure*, Day 10

Aug21
by berry on August 21, 2014 at 4:59 pm
Posted In: Uncategorized

*I sat next to a sketchy guy!

TL;DR: I took a train to Chester, met a Roman legionary, walked the walls, and ate possibly the best sandwich in existence.

Today I left London. I meant to do one more improving thing before catching the train — namely go to the Museum of London: Docklands — but found that I’d rather lie in for a bit. Nothing wrong with that! I did end up getting restless and left a bit early, which meant I got to sit around a bit longer at Euston. A very not with a bang way of ending my London leg, but whatevs, I can handle it.

Everybody went to Chester with me. That’s the way it felt, at least. The train only had four carriages, and by golly we filled those seats. I’d ridden the commuter trains earlier in the week on my walk, and always had most of the carriage to myself (other than spitty teenage girls), so I made a false analogy. Oh well. At least the people I shared my foursome with were shining lights. The woman across from me complained about how crowded it was for the first 20 minutes, ignoring the fact that the second seat was taken by her bag. She told me she worried that the conductor would make her buy another ticket for the bag. Once he came and didn’t, she calmed down, left me alone, and read the paper the rest of the way. The guy beside me spent the entire two hours on the phone, partially complaining about how he had gone way over on his minutes on his phone, and had a £138 surcharge for talking for 1000 minutes on a 600 minute plan, and how he couldn’t afford that, and also described in explicit detail the amount of drugs he was bringing up to some concert he was going to on the weekend. I guess that’s what yolo means?

Untitled

When you reuse an old building, sometimes there’s a beam in your hallway

When I told someone (I forget who) that I meant to go to Chester on my intercongnum (<— like an interregnum, but for cons), I was warned off of it. I don’t understand why, though. I had a great time. When I left the railway station, one of a group of young toughs walking the other way said, “Gawd, I bloody hate tourists!” Maybe that’s what whoever was talking about, but that was the extent of it. I’m comfortable in the north. I’ve been “up here” as much as down south. The people talk like my mum (more or less), and it’s right temperature for August: 9c is the forecast for the 21st. In the morning, of course. It’ll get up to 15 by the afternoon. Consequently, my hotel, The Mill Hotel and Spa, had no air conditioning. I actually had to put the heat on overnight.

I liked this hotel. Originally a corn mill, it’s now a neat boutique place with a pool and sauna and all that spa stuff (I could’ve even had a mani-pedi!), and its towels are oh so fluffy, and it cost much less than the hotel in London. Ah the North. It took me a while to get to it because unlike London, I’d never been to Chester, and I had been relying on memory to find the place. I flailed around a bit, but it’s not a big town by any stretch, and I had a landmark: the hotel, being a mill, was on the canal. If I found the canal, I could go up and down it until I found the hotel. I found the canal, and I went up, and found the hotel. A five minute walk turned into a fifteen, but I made it, and nobody set me on fire.

Untitled

Is that a sword in your hand, or are you just gladius to see me?

I had intended on going to the cathedral right after checking in, but I found myself hungry and tired and when I noticed that the hotel had a Roman high-tea canal cruise featuring a real live legionary of the 20th Legion, I knew was I was going to do today. We had to muster for the cruise at 3:45, so I had an hour to go lie down (all this vacationing is exhausting, don’t you know. I mean look at that we’re on double digits on the MEA*). After 45 minutes I remembered that the reason I had picked this place originally, other than its ease of access from both town and the railway station, was its real ale bar. Down I went, refreshed and ready to take on the world, or at least the Golden Pippin I drank while waiting for the Legionary to show up. Show up he did, and he played the part of the grouchy, yet kindly, yet curmudgeonly ol’ veteran serving the SPQR. On the cruise he told us bits and pieces of the roman history of the town (if you didn’t know, Chester was originally Deva, the largest Roman garrison town in Britannia. And it’s the locale of the climax of the first novel I ever actually finished (Deva, that is)) and he had some bits of archaeological finds that we could hold up and pretend we were Phil Harding with. This included a nail, a few brooches (used to close one’s cloak on a cold summer’s evening (brr)), and a Diocletian follis, which sounds fancy, if you don’t know what those words mean, but in reality it’s a bronze coin the size of a quarter. The cruise was fun, the high tea delish, and our legionary finished us off with an Albert and the Legionary poem, in the style of Stanley Holloway. I know who Stanley Holloway is. See? The North.

Untitled

Parliamentarians breached the wall during the Civil War.

After that was done, I took it on myself to walk the walls. Chester’s walls date from the time of Deva, and two runs of them are intact (though fortified). In the 17th century, a bright spark decided that the wall would make a grand promenading spot, so the city lay the top with flagstone and made the iffy bits easier to navigate, and that’s how it’s been ever since. The entire circuit covers about 3.2 km, following the canal, the River Dee (hence Deva), and going over no less than seven gates. There’s even a bookshop up on the wall!

All that walking got me thirsty, and I ended up at this place called The Pied Bull. Man. Oh Man. This place was amazing. It was a brewpub, and it had a B&B, and it was built in 1430, and man, I wish I had stayed there. I don;t know how I missed it. Too bad. I had a good chat with the barkeep, and he let me sample all of the beer brewed on premises, and it was all good. I had a couple of pints as well, and felt my knees going a bit wobbly, so I ordered some food to give me the energy (and beer sopping up power) to get home, and the sandwich I ended up picking was playing the hallelujah chorus in my mouth. I started taking smaller and smaller bites, just to prolong the joy. But, as ST:TNG taught us, all good things…

Untitled

I recall every toilet being like this when I was a kid. At least in Bury/Manchester area.

Then home and bed!

PS: The sandwich, if you’re wondering, was a brie and bacon on ciabatta. I’ve had this sandwich before. It wasn’t this good. It’s good enough that I had to force myself not to immediately get another one when I was done.

 Comment 

My European Adventure*, Day 9

Aug21
by berry on August 21, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Posted In: Uncategorized

*I completed my TfL set!

TL;DR: I went to a sorry market, and THE HARRY POTTER EXPERIENCE (WOOO), and saw an awesome show at the Savoy

Post con, post long walk, I didn’t really know what to do with myself. Not true, I had bought a ticket to the Harry Potter Experience up near Watford, but that was in the afternoon, and I had all morning to kill. I resolved to go to a market and buy myself a new hat. The one I had bought at market in 2011 had gotten ratty, and I thought it would be fitting to get another one in London. Alas, the market I chose (I didn’t want to go to the market I’d been to already — see my comments yesterday about revisiting) did not have exciting hats, or exciting anythings, really. Too bad. It left me with an interesting issue, though. I didn’t have enough time to do anything terribly exciting, but too much time to simply hop the tube to Euston. So, in the spirit of my long walks, I walked there. It took about  an hour and a half, plus I had walked an hour to get to the market, so it fit the mould of the Thames walks. The only problem, of course, is that it was the middle of the day, and it got me all exercised.

Untitled

I still arrived at the station quite early, but this allowed me the time to take the one piece of Transport for London equipment that I had yet to take this trip: the Overground. Yup, it’s called the Overground. It’s like the Underground, except it doesn’t go underground. It stays up top. All the seats are against the windows, which makes watching the world go by darn difficult, but I tried my best. I tried, that is, until I once again became surrounded by teenage girls. At least they weren’t spitting. I did learn that if one of them got their licence, their dad would her a car, but he’d get it registered in Somethingshire instead of London because insurance would only be £3000 a year as opposed to £15000. This made me wonder what the hell kind of car he had promised her.

Untitled

Off the train at Watford Junction and into the PotterMobile. It’s a shame it wasn’t a triple-decker. I’ll spare you the details of the tour, but I will say that it was well worth it if you liked the movies and books. I had to exercise considerable constraint at the wand table, and I managed only through the determination that the boys should have their own wands pick them. I really enjoyed this place, and I spent over three hours there. I could have easily spent more, but I had a plan for the evening, and I didn’t want to scupper it.

Untitled

A slightly terrifying wax figure of Hermione. Those eyes!!! Note the author in reflection.

I rushed back to town, catching the fast train (the OG took 45 minutes, the fast train 20), then booking it to Leicester Square. I wanted to see another show! I originally meant to see Let the Right One In, but when my turn came up at the cut-rate ticket seller, I decided that I wanted something comedic instead. So I got a ticket for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Here’s a tip: day-of tickets usually get discounted up to 50%, but if you’re alone and they have singles, they’ll do even better. My ticket was 60% off. And excellent. I’ve seen this movie a couple of times, but it wasn’t a musical then, and this one was. The songs were fantastic, the actors had such stage presence, and the production had me standing and ovating at the end. I have to say I admire actors in musical theatre. They sing! They dance! They perform! They pull you into their manufactured world for a couple of hours in an intimate dialog! And then they do it again and again and again, day in, day out! There’s nothing like seeing a good musical to kick me in the pants (IE: trousers) vis-à-vis my artistic pursuits. And the Steve Martin character looked like Lieff. So there’s that.

Untitled

The curtain at the Savoy Theatre.

Then home and packing and bed, for the next day, it’s Chester time!

 Comment 

My European Adventure*, Day 8

Aug20
by berry on August 20, 2014 at 3:56 am
Posted In: Uncategorized

*Wow, I had as many hits yesterday as days 1 through 6 combined. That is an adventure. I better make these good, I guess… (and none of them were for the Union Red Orange Radler)

TL;DR: My con time ended with a whimper, I went to the excellent Longitude Punk’d exhibit, avoided lines, toured the Museum of London, and crashed into a heap on my bed

 

Ah, bittersweet, the ending of a con. More bittersweet, the thinking that you’ll lend moral support to someone with a 10 am panel, after a night of fig brandy. Fortunately, or unfortunately, my internal clock has completed the switchover, so I’ve woken up at 6:30 at the latest for the last five days. Sucks to be me. Even after fig brandy.

As I dragged my sorry self down the ever-lengthening corridors at ExCel, I saw Charlie Stross, looking less haggard than I, so I congratulated him on his win and discovered that my voice was mysteriously gone. I sounded like I was giving him some mad props that he couldn’t refuse. Seeing him gave me hope for the panel since he was on it and since he was up and about, he probably wouldn’t miss it. I arrived at 9:35 and went straight into the room, as one does, to discover it more than half full already. By 9:50, there weren’t any seats available. Mihaela, of yesterday’s Croatian party moderated Charlie, Pat Cadigan and Gavin Smith on the topic of swearing in fiction. The atmosphere turned quite blue. I enjoyed the talk as much as I could, tittered at the right moments and everything else, but fig brandy, I wasn’t really feeling up for talks. (See what I did there? I inventively used fig brandy as a swear. I learned something at this talk, eh? Eh? )

I pushed on, however, and went to the time travel panel, but my heart wasn’t really in it by this time. Too bad, because I remember Ian Watson being witty, but I can’t tell you what anyone said. I might have dozed off at one point. Sorry everyone if I bothered you with my snoring.

Untitled

The Soaring Splendour of St Paul’s

Fresh air! That would do the trick! And some paracetamol (Paracetamol, for the uninformed, is what people in Europe call acetaminophen. Hmm, a quick aside: You, dear reader, are now equipped for my European joke (not a joke about Europeans, silly! A joke I can tell in Europe that I can’t in Canada). Why don’t Pirates have headache medicine? Because the parrots ate ‘em all)! I didn’t really have anything planned for the afternoon, so I decided to go to the Greenwich Observatory and view the Longitude Punk’d exhibit. I managed to get there, despite dozing half the time, but my headache had begun to subside, and there was much rejoicing. And then I remembered that they usually put observatories on the tops of hills, and they did in this instance. So I ate Robin’s minstrels to give me the energy to get up there.

Untitled

Aptly parked near the Longitude Punk’d exhibit

The Longitude Punk’d exhibit was a treat! Ha! The devices were to a piece, totally awesome. The write-ups for them made me actually lol. Yes, that’s right, I raised my arms for them. The best write-ups were for things that were part of the regular longitude exhibit (I’ve been to the Observatory with Boj at least once, and I remember seeing the paintings before) but the captions were golden. Outside the exhibit lay the prime meridian line. The line to go stand on it wrapped all the way around the courtyard. I considered waiting to go, but as I said I’ve been before, so I didn’t feel such a draw to it. And anyway, I crossed the meridian inside the observatory, so there.

Untitled

An example of a rewritten caption. I believe the painting is actually “Encounter with the Icebergs” or something like that.

Ludicrous lines at places I’ve been. This became a theme for the rest of the day. A theme I nipped early so I didn’t have a disappointing day. Nipped after my second mega-line, this time at St. Paul’s. I’d been so moved by my memories of Firewatch, as described by Connie, that I wanted to see it again. The line to get in, four people thick, went out the door. I managed to squeeze into the “free” area for a bit, then left. Instead I went to the Museum of London, which didn’t have a line, and was totes amazing. I could have, and did, spend the entire rest of the afternoon there, leaving only when I got the boot for closing time. I did manage to see it all, though, so good.

Untitled

The Prime Meridian, with no line! Um…

When I got out of there, I got turned around and wandered around near the Barbican for a bit, wondering where the heck all the tube stations were. I saw a large group of people walking in one direction, so I followed them. Rescued! I tubed it down to Tower Hill, resolving to find a pub in my CAMRA Good Beer Guide to have a tipple and something to eat before going back to the hotel, and ended up in a Pepysian pub. Nomnomnom! Drink drink drink and I was in bed by 9:30. :).

└ Tags: LonCon3
 Comment 

My European Adventure*, Day 7

Aug19
by berry on August 19, 2014 at 3:38 am
Posted In: Uncategorized

* I opened a pineapple tin!

TL;DR: I finished my walk, watched a couple of my writing heroes in action (Talking about you, Mur & Connie!), and was pleasantly relieved that I didn’t have to pull out the Fielding Mellish trial quote during the Hugo ceremony.

Today was the day that I did it! I finished the last (or first really, since I’ve been going from west to east) leg of the London section of the Thames Path. I had a long slog from ExCel to Hampton Court Station, but I made all my connections, and I only had to change train cars once to free myself from the screaming and spitting (!!!) of some kids misspending their youth.

Untitled

Today was also a day of thinking about Three Men in a Boat, as they start out on the river in Kingston, and pass through the maze at Hampton Court Palace with hilarious results. I didn’t do the maze, mostly because I wanted to get back in time to shower before the “So grim. Much serious. Wow.” panel, because not showering wouldn’t be fair to anybody.  Also I figured I’d suffer the fate of Harris and get lost in there, a gaggle of tourists waddling behind me. Also it hadn’t opened for the day when I got there.

Untitled

Actually 2 women and a man in a boat, to say nothing of the dog, specifically because there wasn’t one

The walk today was easy and pleasant. I spent much of my time thinking about the book, giggling whenever I saw three men rowing upstream in a skiff, and enjoying the atmosphere of the area. Many anglers lined the path, some with many poles in, some with enough infrastructure to support a fishing industry. They focussed on their lines with the intensity of Billy Crudup in Stage Beauty. As such, not one of them said hello. Between Hampton and Teddington almost everyone else did. Very nice.

It wasn’t too hot, it wasn’t too cold, and my legs felt like the very latest model, so I made good time. This time I moved to the south bank as soon as I could (in Kingston).  Took some pictures of people in skiffs, because, you know. The Teddington lock seemed to go on and on. I feel like it must be the place where all those Victorian era photos of hundreds of skiffs and rowboats and the like all jammed into one lock were all taken.

Along the way I passed a wild bird refuge and saw many instances of this little guy:

Untitled

It’s impossible to see in this picture, but it has a black head and tail, with white in the middle and blue markings on the wings. Hmm, I should be able to look that up. It’d be funny if it’s a nuthatch, since I’ll be using Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds (expurgated).

Huh! It’s a magpie! I thought I knew what magpies were but I guess not. Now I have the magpie theme song in my head, as interpreted by Death by Chocolate. There could be worse things, I suppose.

I started hearing gunshots, but I had read in my handy guidebook that a rifle range could be found on the Ham Lands, which I had passed into,  so I kept calm and carried on. Before  I could imagine it possible, the Richmond bridge appeared around a bend in the river. My quest had come to an end. I did a restrained jump for joy, and looked for the pub.

I had a Sunday roast and a Young’s Special at the White Cross in Richmond. A massive meal, but I polished it off enough to make Mr. Lieff proud. I had considered sitting in the garden by the river, but I had gotten fed up with the wind so I sat indoors. Good thing. By the time my food came, a tempest crashed against the countryside, the wind setting the drops on a horizontal track, leaving no sanctuary, not even under the generous-sized umbrellas. It was a wonder they stayed up, I thought.

I had a talk I wanted to go to, so I zipped up my raincoat and put on my hat and stepped out into the storm. The rain immediately stopped, and the sun came out, baking me in my wet-weather gear. No matter, I thought. Bake away, the rain will come again if I take it all off, so I won’t tempt fate! It didn’t rain. But! When I approached the railway station (NB: I originally wrote train station there, but I’m in Ennnnngland, dammit! Railway it is!) a woman offered me a sampler of Foster’s Radler. Now you might not know me personally; you might, for instance, have come here to hear what I had to say about LonCon 3 (don’t worry, I’m getting there). The number one hit on my blog is a review I did of this Slovenian radler called Union Red Orange Radler. Go take a peek, I’ll wait. Back? I have a soft spot for these drinks. The Red Orange, not so much. The Foster’s? But I’m getting ahead of myself. So I have this can of radler, in the middle of this square. Can I drink it? Hm, maybe I’ll stick it in my raincoat pocket, as I’m feeling kind of awkward walking around with it now. I reach the other end of the square, and another can is proffered to me. Automatically, I take it (long walk, big meal, and beer will do that to a fella) and stick it in my other pocket, and carry on. I ended up drinking them at the hotel before going to the con, as this is a budget hotel, and they have no concept of ice.

Untitled

I had my first panel at 3! I rushed and rushed and rushed and thought to myself, gosh, wouldn’t it be nice to try out that gondola? This tube will be stopping in North Greenwich, it’s the only time where I wouldn’t be just taking it and going back immediately. I can use it as a transit alternative! I convinced myself and got off at said station. Only then I realized my mistake. Twas quite a hike to the gondolas, and they aren’t the turbo ones like at Mont Tremblant. No. This little detour added an extra 20 minutes to my return trip. Oh noes! Might I get to the panel and find all the seats taken, and then miss it? A calculus occurred then. Fortunately for all my fellow con-goers, I took the shower that I considered skipping to make up time. A cold one; I didn’t want to be George Costanza, and dressed and out and rush rush rush, Oh, there’s Connie Willis. She was part of the panel I was on my way to see, and she was on her way into the hotel. Now, I can’t remember if I related the whole “OMG, Connie said good morning to me! I have goosebumps all over!” episode of a few days ago, but I guess that fuelled some level of boldness.

“So, I guess I shouldn’t be rushing off to your panel so quickly,” said I (though I have to admit while that sounded haha and dashing in my head, I twisted my tongue around while I said it, because, you know, I’m kind of teasing Connie Willis (!!!) ).

“Don’t worry!” she said, “I’ll be there!”

I smiled, relieved that she actually understood me, and I waved and carried on. I managed to get to the queue for the room at 2:30. More than 30 people already stood around, waiting to be let in. I had arrived, it seemed, at exactly the right moment, for not five minutes later, the line stretched behind me to the end of the hallway. I exchanged pleasantries with my line mates, made terrible queue-based puns that don’t need to be repeated (so DON’T ask!) and eventually got in and sat and waited for teh awesomes.

The panel, “So grim. Much serious. Wow”, featured Connie, Mur Lafferty, Tanya Huff, Darren Nash, Simon R. Green, and Ellen Klages. Everyone was late. I had expected that what with Connie not only at the far end of the convention hall (it’s a big hall) but actively going into her hotel. No one was really late, except Ellen, who, of course, was the moderator. The panel, if you can’t guess it from the cast of characters named, focussed on comedy in genre fiction. It was quite good, with anecdotes, good advice, funny jokes, a not so funny joke by Simon that he got called out for, and mostly a good author-based discussion of the pitfalls of being known as funny (I say it like this because Nash, the digital publisher for Gollancz, faded into the background once everyone got started). Well worth standing around for 20 minutes.

Bundoran Press hosted an event in the fan village. Being a proud Canuck, I went to support them and give a “Go Canadian Small Press!” cheer and all that. It was great fun, and I had many intelligent/silly conversations, so much so that when I went to my next panel, the room had filled up already. I had a sad, but then continued on with intelligent/silly conversations until my blood sugar level said, “Hey, eat something you hockey puck!”

Untitled

Then a line up for the Hugos, and I had an amazing seat until Brad, the telepresence guy, parked his robot in my line of site. I forgave him once I realized he’d been taken over by a dalek. The Hugos went almost as I had voted,  the exceptions being Gravity and SF Signal, though they were both my number 2s. I am pleased beyond belief that Randall Munroe’s Time won for Graphic Story, as the four months that time was running was not a productive time at work for me, and I wanted to be sure it was worth it. It’s amaZONG. Anyway.

After that Irena, from the group of Croats at the con, invited me to their beach party, where I amazed — amazed, I say! — everyone with my Croatian pronunciation skills. And I un-amazed myself with my ability to drink fig brandy. The fig brandy is why this update is two days late. But it was worth it! Urp.

 Comment 
  • Page 6 of 36
  • « First
  • «
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • »
  • Last »

Wheel of Time Progress

[progpress title="pages" goal="10082" current="3876"] [progpress title="Lord of Chaos" goal="699" current="699"] [progpress title="The Fires of Heaven" goal="684" current="684"] [progpress title="The Shadow Rising" goal="681" current="681"] [progpress title="The Dragon Reborn" goal="578" current="578"] [progpress title="The Great Hunt" goal="577" current="577"] [progpress title="Eye of the World" goal="657" current="657"]

Blogroll

  • Dan's Web Log
  • Get This Duck Away From Me!
  • Maria's Little Corner
  • My Google Profile
  • Post Industrial Brambles
  • Squishy Fishy
  • Whatever

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Archives

  • December 2016
  • January 2015
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • August 2013
  • June 2013
  • January 2013
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • January 2011
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010

©2010-2016 A Medley of Extemporanea | Powered by WordPress with Easel | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑