{"id":53,"date":"2010-02-08T18:11:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-08T23:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bojnberry.ca\/~berry\/blog\/?p=53"},"modified":"2010-02-08T16:05:45","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T21:05:45","slug":"where-i-lament-the-passing-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bojnberry.ca\/~berry\/blog\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Where I Lament the Passing of Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love pizza.\u00a0 I think I could eat pizza for every meal, every day, and not get tired of it.\u00a0 Cold pizza for breakfast? Yum!\u00a0 Dessert pizza from Pizza Hut? Odd idea, but I like it! Yummy cheese, a variety of things you can put on top, chewy if you want, crispy if you want, the choices seem endless!<\/p>\n

I say all that, but I say it with a heavy heart (literally?).\u00a0 I can’t eat it anymore.\u00a0 The last several times I’ve had pizza, I’ve had a raging stomach ache the next day.\u00a0\u00a0 I have one now.\u00a0 Courtesy of a “Smokin’ 67s” slice and a “Texas Bold’em” slice from Gabriel’s last night.\u00a0 The slices were awesome; my reaction is not.<\/p>\n

So folks, that’s it. I’m done. Please keep having Gabe’s pizzas, they are still good.\u00a0 I’m just not going to do this to myself anymore.<\/p>\n

Let’s see how long this lasts. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

PS: AtD only complained about “Bold’em”.<\/p>\n

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