Tiding up must be the most unsatisfying job in the world. I’ve been tiding up for the entire day now and my house is still a mess. We’ve even invited Grandma to come over and play with Trevor while we tidy up but the house is no better off. If I didn’t hire a cleaning lady, I’d never be able to even have people over.

It is 8:30 and I want to go to bed. Pft!