A Medley of Extemporanea

OK, so after some deliberation, I will do Movember again this year. Hallelu! To make things a bit more interesting, I’m going to use a reward system to get people to donate.  I don’t have gifts for you, just the knowledge that I’m being more and more of  a loony bin. Here are the tiers:

$20: I will actually shave off my gigantic beard and participate (erm… I’ve already received that $20, generally why the big beard is AWOL…)

$100: I will sport a pencil-thin moustache for the rest of the month (current plan is for  a Tom Selleck)

$200: I will wear a sports coat to work for the rest of the month (I do have one that’ll survive chilly days, so don’t think this is a disincentive)

$300: I will wear dressy shirts under said sports coat

$500: I will brylcreem my hair (what hair!?!) for the rest of the month.

$1000: I will buy and wear a cravat for the rest of the month.

Donate HERE!!! <——— There, Donate there!

What we are looking at here, is an attempt to transform me from :

to :

Clark Gable Pictures
But frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. But yes I do, so please donate already. Yeesh!

PS: WordPress says “give a damn” is cliché… well, yes. Yes it is.